Your desire for me at this point must be totally overwhelming. I’ve had the Make Sweet Sweet Love to me Vibe going full-blast all day. It will all be over soon. I am about to depart to the Wolfdoggy-dogg’s. He and the Wolflings are gonna show me through the wilds of River Falls, Wisconsin, where I will promptly ditch them to go have sex with Mike Doughty. I hope they don’t mind.

So, if you’re wondering what to do with all that pent up desire you have for me RIGHT NOW, you should probably go buy me a birthday gift or something. Since today is 06.05.06 that means there are only something like 30 days until 06.06.06 which, as you know is my birthday. Time is running out. You won’t have this desire for very much longer. Strike while the iron is hot and all that.