a tinny phantom of a smooch like smack on an aluminum can

Well men of planet earth, I realize that right about now your desire to make sweet, sweet love to me has just about reached a fever pitch. I promise that my patent-pending Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me Vibe will be packed up and put away around 10:30 tonight, after the Mike Doughty show at UW-River Falls. At that time y’all will go back to your usual mode of operation — not having any desire to make any kind of love to me at all. I promise. Thank you for sticking through me with this hassle. I hate to call out the heavy weaponry like this on such short notice, but a girl’s gotta have it. I am sure you understand.

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