Listen up all you doubters. Yes, all you who do not believe in the power of my Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me™ Vibe. It works! Well, it kind of works. No, I did not convince Mike Doughty to ravish me using the power of my vibe.
I am convinced that it was the power of the Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me vibe that lured el Doughty de las Delectables to the Denny’s in Hudson — where I was partaking in greasy vittles with Wolfdogg and fam.
Yeah, we were sitting there asking the Wolflings what they dug about the Doughty show at UWRF when I saw him walk in with Scrap Livingston and Chuck the soundguy. At about the exact same moment Wolfdogg’s sister said, “Mike Doughty’s here.” I think the entire table let out a collective gasp.
MIKE DOUGHTY WAS AT THE DENNY’S IN HUDSON. god, i hope he ordered the Moons over My Hammy.
See? See that brothers and sisters? That’s the vibe at work. Of all the greasy spoon late-night diners in all the land, he walked into the one I was at (and by all, I mean both the late-night greasy spoon diners in Hudson Wisconsin). If I hadn’t put away the vibe as we were driving off the UWRF campus I’m positive he’d have been eating Moons over My Hammy off my ass.
I was dumbfounded. I immediately picked up my cell phone because I had to tell someone. Wolfdogg said my hands were shaking as I tried to text message Sister #2. It took every single ounce of self-control not to walk over to his table and say something incredibly stupid. Actually, it didn’t take a whole hell of a lot of self-control at all. I would be way too nervous to say anything to him. In fact having him in the same Denny’s so threw me off my game that I never even thought of turning on the Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me vibe.
But, at least I know it’s working. I figure by the time the Basilica Block Party rolls around in July, I’ll have the vibe perfected and Mr. Doughty will be mine!