say it was 4:13 and you had decided that you were kinda hungry, so you dug into your super swanky bag and unearthed a delicious looking chewy Dipps granola bar made by the Quaker Oats man. ok, let’s say that while your stomach was making those hungry, hungry, hippo noises you unwrapped the chocolately bit of granola yumminess, only to discover that it appeared as though someone had taken a good-sized nibble out of the end of it.
say this happened to you, would you eat the nibbled Dipp?
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yes! but, i would start eating from the un-nibbled end up until just before the nibbled bit, just in case.
i would totally eat it.
No man. A friend once opened up a granola bar and found a LIVE bug eating it. It was sealed and the bug was alive. Ick.
And then this one brother of a friend of my cousin licked an envelope he bought at the dollar store, and it caused a mini-paper cut. No problem, right? WRONG! A cockroach laid eggs on the adhesive (it’s a scientific fact cockroaches will lay eggs in adhesive) and when he cut his tongue, some of them lodged in his tongue, and then, like two weeks later, his tongue split open and these cockroaches crawled out while he was at the vet. His dog was choking on something, and it turned out to be the finger of a burglar who broke into the house. When he went back to his car, he found a bloody stump of an arm with a hook hanging from the doorknob. He got into the car and heard these weird scraping noises on the roof of his car, and when he pulled away, he found his girlfriend was hanging from a tree and the only thing that was supporting any of her weight was the roof of the car. Driving home, he saw this car driving around with no lights on, and when he flashed his lights at it, the gang members inside started to shoot at him (everyone knows the Crips to this as a gang initiation), but when they caught up to him, he was already dead from eating “Pop Rocks” and drinking Coke. It’s all 100% true; It was reported on CBS, CNN, MSNBC, Oprah!