Hi Darling Ones, There is a fingers-spread, hand-sized wet spot on the kitchen ceiling. I suspect the guest bathroom toilet is leaking some place that I cannot see. There is no water on the floor…
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Note From the Management
To Whom it May Concern: It has recently come to our attention we are in need of a refresher on the procedures & policies that govern this organization. We would like to direct you to…
The COVID Diaries: Something in My Veins, Bloodier Than Blood
Dear Darling Ones, I would like you to know I considered “Woah, we’re halfway there” as a headline but went with Wilco because while I was waiting for my vaccine this morning the local oldies…
Day 150 of 200: Hobo Cup & Pointless Explanations
Pictured above is a Taco Bell cup filled with “Tropical Drink” which is different than Fruit Punch, though I love that too. Even though I loathe plastic cups, I love this one. I know it…
How I Almost Totally Could Have Maybe Died in a Cabin in South Dakota
This weekend I ventured to the wilds of South Dakota with my BFK to her family’s cabin in Redfield, SD or near it. I made a big deal about the weekend-trip and the lack of…
Slamming Doors & The Threat of High-Climbing Murdering Rapists Who Strike in the Afternoon on Breezy Days
Now that I live alone sans cats and other humans, I’m pretty sure I’m going to be raped & murdered on a daily basis. At least for about 15 seconds a day until my logical…
These two things happened today: on wasps & gum chewers
I. While making my bed this morning I found a dead wasp or hornet under the covers. This is disturbing for a few reasons, not the least of which I spent the night with a…
It keeps me from beating myself up
When she was in high school my best friend Jodi Hanson had a huge crush on Freedom Williams (thirty-two double plus bonus points if you remember him before you read the next sentences). This might…
I wish I was this kind of person
1. The Clean Freak Supergenius HQ is dusty and full of cat hair. So much of it, in fact, that it looks like my entire house is in some sort of hazy soft focus. If…
Welcome to GFY week where there’s much to do & procrastination is king
Hi. I have a short story due (for the class that I love so much that if I had a penis I would sport wood from 6-8 every Wednesday) this week, which makes this an…