Posts tagged weirdo

The Wet Spot

in Supergenius HQ on 12.Sep.21 12.Sep.21 with 1 Comment 36 Views

Hi Darling Ones, There is a fingers-spread, hand-sized wet spot on the kitchen ceiling. I suspect the guest bathroom toilet…

To Whom it May Concern: It has recently come to our attention we are in need of a refresher on…

Dear Darling Ones, I would like you to know I considered “Woah, we’re halfway there” as a headline but went…

Pictured above is a Taco Bell cup filled with “Tropical Drink” which is different than Fruit Punch, though I love…

in Misc. on 12.Sep.17 12.Sep.17 134 Views

This weekend I ventured to the wilds of South Dakota with my BFK to her family’s cabin in Redfield, SD…

Now that I live alone sans cats and other humans, I’m pretty sure I’m going to be raped & murdered…

in Misc. on 02.Jun.11 02.Jun.11 with 2 Comments 79 Views

I. While making my bed this morning I found a dead wasp or hornet under the covers. This is disturbing…

in Music Work on 03.May.10 03.May.10 with 3 Comments 34 Views

When she was in high school my best friend Jodi Hanson had a huge crush on Freedom Williams (thirty-two double…

in Misc. on 11.Apr.10 11.Apr.10 with 5 Comments 38 Views

1. The Clean Freak Supergenius HQ is dusty and full of cat hair. So much of it, in fact, that…

in Misc. on 05.Oct.09 03.Mar.19 25 Views

Hi. I have a short story due (for the class that I love so much that if I had a…