this is how people nearly die in senseless car accidents

driving home from work, i was so engrossed in a particularly vivid sex fantasy that i totally missed my turn and ended up in a heretofore unknown part of bloomington. and the only thing that can harsh the buzz of a particularly vivid sex fantasy is being trapped inside of bloomington in rush hour. if i don’t get laid soon, i’m gonna hump one of you.

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6 Comments

  1. PeeWee 30.Jun.05 at 8:57 pm

    I nominate Buck Nekkid for humping.

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  2. UH 30.Jun.05 at 9:28 pm

    Seconded!

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  3. Thomas 01.Jul.05 at 6:44 am

    Promises, promises…

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  4. PeeWee 01.Jul.05 at 11:53 am

    Well, if we are following parliamentary procedure, it is time to take a vote.
    All in favor say “aye!”

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  5. PeeWee 01.Jul.05 at 11:54 am

    AYE!

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  6. UH 01.Jul.05 at 2:39 pm

    AYE!

    Motion carried!

    *commences humping*

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