driving home from work, i was so engrossed in a particularly vivid sex fantasy that i totally missed my turn and ended up in a heretofore unknown part of bloomington. and the only thing that can harsh the buzz of a particularly vivid sex fantasy is being trapped inside of bloomington in rush hour. if i don’t get laid soon, i’m gonna hump one of you.
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I nominate Buck Nekkid for humping.
Seconded!
Promises, promises…
Well, if we are following parliamentary procedure, it is time to take a vote.
All in favor say “aye!”
AYE!
AYE!
Motion carried!
*commences humping*