“did you try the green ones yet,” i asked pat as he dug in the laffy taffy basket.
“yeah, i didn’t like the spoojy powder stuff,” he said.
“what are you a wuss?”
“no.”
“you’re like a wuss superhero, the wunderwuss. eat the bit o’honey.”
“those are grandma candy.”
“ok wonderwuss.”
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i stand behind pat. bit o’honeys are the kryptonite of all candy.
I think the fine print on the Bit O Honey label says “manufactured by DOW Chemicals, USA”…
But nothing is worse than the original Dentyne gum. Dentyne is what you get when you mix Bazooka Joe with nuclear waste.
I agree Bit-o-Honeys Stink.
and not like the Replacements Stink.
i must be insane. i looove bit-o-honeys.
Bit O’Honey rocks. But then again, I love the black and orange wrapped peanut butter taffy you can only get at Hallowe’en, so clearly my taste is somewhat suspect.
I think that the most vile “candy” ever created would have to be Circus Peanuts. I’ve never been able to stomach one. I’d prefer a nice piece of artifcial filling laden ribbon candy, the mix with the ones pressed to look like a bunch of grapes; The official “Grandma Candy”.
Reese’s cups, however, are manna from heaven.
Bit O’Honey DOES rock. And I also dig Mary Janes (the candy, not necessarily the shoes, although sometimes they can be oddly sexy)(the shoes, that is, not the candy).