You know what would make this the absolute perfect day? If I could stay here in my semi-clothed state reading my new favorite book, King Dork (discovered through the always awesome Bookslut), listening to the Ramones and eating apples. I can say with all confidence that the world would be a much better and happier place if this were indeed what I could do with my time.
I can also say with the utmost confidence that the world completely and totally suck if I couldn’t pay my mortgage and had to be homeless or, worse, live with my parents.
So I must journey to work, dragging my feet all the way, and in defiance of the American greed-fueled corporate culture, I am totally going to work with flippy, floppy flying hippie-hair that while clean has not been brushed.