My interest in politics started at the tender ago of eight, brought about by the Harbinger of Doom who wore pink ribbons in her blonde pigtails. In 1980 I was in Mrs. Clark’s third grade…
Posts tagged weirdo
Maybe it’s because I can’t wiggle my nose without looking like I’m having a seizure
When I was younger and had to clean my room I would fold my arms and blink like Jeannie hoping my room would be cleaned through genie-like magic. When that didn’t work, I’d try the…
Things I pulled out of the left side of the La-Z-Grrl while looking for my favorite cans
First of all, I found Eurydice, my iPod, in the Kleenex box. My passport drive and USB jump drive were in there too. I was puzzled for about sixty-seven seconds when I remembered that some…
Things I do that if I were my own nagging spouse I would totally give me head for doing
When we last off I was my own nagging spouse, and now a list of things I would totally give myself head for if I were my own nagging spouse: Making sure the washer, dryer,…
One of my many problems with the time-space continuum
Here’s the thing with Thursdays, I often think they are Fridays. This is why my garbage bin is currently heaped to overflowing and the recycle bin runneth over. This is why I am sitting in…
Two habits: Old & New, like I like my men
So I was in the shower, brushing my teeth and reading the bottle of Olay Restore Body Wash. This is no easy feat, because I am blind and I don’t shower with my glasses on….