Currently saved on my DVR: 7 episodes of Dawson’s Creek Donnie Darko Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Finding Nemo Grace of My Heart Monsters, Inc. 1 episode of Scrubs (the musical one) The Holiday…
Posts tagged weirdo
Arguments I have with myself as if I were my own nagging spouse
Why do you always leave the cupboard doors open? Are they too heavy for you to close? Too busy to take 0.3 seconds out of your life to just shut the damn door? The next…
Sometimes I can’t think of a proper headline
As a young divorcee I spend all my Facebook time getting my ass kicked at Scrabulous by people who are much smarter than I am. Mostly, because I can’t quite figure out what else Facebook…
Three remarkable things
It’s 10:56 on a Sunday night, soon I will go to bed. This is remarkable because I haven’t gone to bed at 10:56 on a Sunday night in probably 20 years. I’m going to bed…
JOB: Assistant to the Supergenius
We are seeking a highly driven, ultra-creative, somewhat- energetic individual who thrives on a challenge to assist our Supergenius with essential creative, professional, and cookie-eating tasks. This position is a tremendous opportunity for a person…
The very definition of irony
I was sitting inside of Ruby in the SuperT parking lot talking on the phone to FFJ about Rock of Love. As we talked I watched a tiny brunette woman, Coach purse in the crook…