When I was younger and had to clean my room I would fold my arms and blink like Jeannie hoping my room would be cleaned through genie-like magic. When that didn’t work, I’d try the Samantha nose-wiggle. When that didn’t work, I’d get yelled at for sitting around when I was supposed to be cleaning my room.

It’s been awhile since I’ve tried either of these tricks. Maybe the magic grew in you as you aged. It makes perfect sense. However, I just gave it a shot and it didn’t do diddly. Damn it.