Things I do that if I were my own nagging spouse I would totally give me head for doing

When we last off I was my own nagging spouse, and now a list of things I would totally give myself head for if I were my own nagging spouse:

  • Making sure the washer, dryer, and dishwasher are empty waiting for their next load of things to do
  • Chopping up all the vegetables as soon as I get home from the grocery store so that making a buncha cruncha delicious salad only takes two minutes
  • Generally keeping the big bag of peanut M&Ms secreted away in a cupboard, out of site, out of mind
  • Fixing dinner AND doing the dishes every damn night
  • Taking out the garbage
  • Damn I do all the work around here, if I really had a spouse I’d be hella pissed that he wasn’t pulling his weight
  • Stopping the habit of disrobing while walking after hitting my elbow so against the wall that I thought I’d left a hole
  • Remembering to turn off the coffee pot (most of the time)
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