When we last off I was my own nagging spouse, and now a list of things I would totally give myself head for if I were my own nagging spouse:

• Making sure the washer, dryer, and dishwasher are empty waiting for their next load of things to do
• Chopping up all the vegetables as soon as I get home from the grocery store so that making a buncha cruncha delicious salad only takes two minutes
• Generally keeping the big bag of peanut M&Ms secreted away in a cupboard, out of site, out of mind
• Fixing dinner AND doing the dishes every damn night
• Taking out the garbage
• Damn I do all the work around here, if I really had a spouse I’d be hella pissed that he wasn’t pulling his weight
• Stopping the habit of disrobing while walking after hitting my elbow so against the wall that I thought I’d left a hole
• Remembering to turn off the coffee pot (most of the time)