These are my feet, I just took this with my cellphone sitting here at my desk at work. I didn’t have a drink last night.
Posts tagged weirdo
If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord that the New York Times will run my obit
An integral part of my morning-ritual is the New York Times obits. I am obsessed with them. Sometimes I’ll check them throughout the day just to make sure nobody obscurely important died when I wasn’t…
The distrubing desire to rub phallic-like objects against my lips
For reasons that are unclear to me, I have this odd compulsion to rub Brokeback Slink against my mouth. It’s been an overwhelming desire of mine for the past two days. I’ll even find myself…
Cutting off my breasts to spite the apples
My new favorite treat are juicy and delicious Pink Lady apples. I like the snap from my teeth crunching into its pink yumminess. However, I may have to give up the apples or cut off…
All the pain inside amplified by the fact that I can’t get by on my 9 to 5
About 90% of the lights on our side of the buliding in Hell, Inc are burnt out. It’s usually okay because we get a lot of light from the windows. But on cloudy days like…
I just met a nurse that I could go for
You know what would make this the absolute perfect day? If I could stay here in my semi-clothed state reading my new favorite book, King Dork (discovered through the always awesome Bookslut), listening to the…