Between writing birthday greetings for Sister #3 and reading about the man who saved a stranger’s life, I’m just a big weepy mess.
Posts tagged weirdo
happy elf
Want to know how happy I am to not work for the next 12 days? This is how happy I am.
squelching anger
Lifehack offers up some tips for squelching anger, none of them seem to be working for me. Oddly, biting the next person who walks by is not on the list.
Pondering the benefits of becoming a hermit
Princess Jaycie and I have to go downtown to Al, the cutest girl on earth’s™ studio tomorrow. We’re working on a super secret project. As I type it’s rainy-snowing out and my stomach hurts. I’ve…
The 6’5″ woman and her fear of heights
Whenever I tell anyone about my phobia they laugh uproariously. Because, apparently, it’s really funny to laugh at people with psychological problems. Listen jerks, I know it’s funny. The irony that I’m 6’5″ and afraid…
Weak Excuses
Coworker: If you were up so early for the Culligan Man why were you so late? Me: I was watching Kids Incorporated videos on YouTube, duh. Coworker: I don’t want to know.