Even though I have reached the grand old age of 34, today I discovered that I can still pop-n-lock just like I was 24 or even 14. I’ve been listening to “Lose Yourself” by Eminem…
Posts tagged weirdo
The only time I turn it down is when I’m sleeping it off
You know how some people have Seasonal Affective Disorder? Where they get all sad and mopey and depressed in the winter because there’s never any fucking sun and it’s cold and grey all the time?…
No lie a Debbie Gibson song just came on Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Nobody here ever eats the yellow Starbursts (or is it Starburst? Is it already plural much like deer?) I can see why though, because they sort of taste like lemon-scented Pledge.
Summer is doing something to me
The song I woke up singing today was Beck’s “Loser.” You can’t write if you can’t relate Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate And my time is a piece…
The fortune-telling apple
It has come to my attention that I am seriously lacking in crush victims. Now that class is over, I got nothing. Men have dried up. So please alert the internet that I am currently…
Jodi and the warty toe of disaster
I don’t really have a wart on my toe. I just thought it would make for a good title of a children’s book. Kids would eat that shit up. In fact, I’ve never ever had…