I hate turning on the air conditioner and usually wait until the last possible egg-frying-on-the-sidewalk minute to turn it on. It seems that once you turn on the air, you don’t turn it off until…
Posts tagged Supergenius Battles
Supergenius vs. the Hippies
I had a brief flirtation with hippiedom in my college years. But then I realized I was made of bitterness and spite (and everything nice) and unable to convince anyone that I was all full…
Wherein Sister #4 seriously fucks with my morning mojo
It’s nearly 11 a.m. and I’ve already eaten half the lunch I brought to work. It’s all Sister #4’s fault. She’s finished working and is spending the week getting ready for the big move to…
Jodi and the problem of the misplaced apple chunks
I’ve decided to live my life today as though I were the precocious star of a well-loved children’s book. That means every obstacle I face, no matter how minor, will be a huge ordeal. It…
in which our superhero makes a responsible decision instead of doing the stupid thing that would be way more fun
seamus returned today from whatever far-flung destination we sent him to this week. it was an overnighter, so i assume it wasn’t some place too far away. he grabbed the container of sin and asked,…