I had a brief flirtation with hippiedom in my college years. But then I realized I was made of bitterness and spite (and everything nice) and unable to convince anyone that I was all full…
Posts tagged Supergenius Battles
Wherein Sister #4 seriously fucks with my morning mojo
It’s nearly 11 a.m. and I’ve already eaten half the lunch I brought to work. It’s all Sister #4’s fault. She’s finished working and is spending the week getting ready for the big move to…
Jodi and the problem of the misplaced apple chunks
I’ve decided to live my life today as though I were the precocious star of a well-loved children’s book. That means every obstacle I face, no matter how minor, will be a huge ordeal. It…
in which our superhero makes a responsible decision instead of doing the stupid thing that would be way more fun
seamus returned today from whatever far-flung destination we sent him to this week. it was an overnighter, so i assume it wasn’t some place too far away. he grabbed the container of sin and asked,…
super shitty with a side order of frowny face
when i woke up this morning i decided that instead of cleaning my apartment, i’d go buy some more junk to put into the already messy, cluttered hellhole i call home. so i called up…
oh i want it with all of my little heart
first of all, i TOTALLY NEED THIS for my birthday which is in tweleve days! second of all, my sinuses are still in revolt and pissing me off. my totally rad boss told me to…