I’ve decided to live my life today as though I were the precocious star of a well-loved children’s book. That means every obstacle I face, no matter how minor, will be a huge ordeal. It also means that all my problems will be solved by the time I rest my tired head on my pillow tonight.

It promises to be a most-rewarding day, don’t you think?

So now the main problem facing our protagonist is the the misplaced apple chunks. I just had an apple for a mid-afternoon snack and now I have itty bitty apple chunks stuck between my too-close-together teeth. I think I’m going to get a blister on my tongue from all the teeth rubbing. I’m about to go in search of some dental floss lest my tongue fall off from overuse.

(incidentally, while I was getting ready to post this, the apple chunk was tongued free by my wiley, wise, and hard-working tongue)