My hair is so dirty it hurts. My entire body itches, all of it, even the inside of my nose.
Posts tagged Supergenius Battles
A first in Supergenius history
Hold on to your hats, Darling Ones. Get ready. I am pleased to announce that I have a short story due for my fiction class tomorrow at 6:30 p.m. and here it is 10:55 on…
Supergenius & the bumper sticker that’s smarter than she is
Tooling around this morning running errands collecting the stuff that is vital to my well-being: a new coffee maker (mine gave up the ghost in a most inglorious display yesterday), the biggest bottle of gin…
Supergenius battles the bed of doom
In honor of Labor Day, I had vowed to do as little labor as possible. Of course, Sister #4 totally rained on everyone’s parade by deciding that she simply had to put together the bed…
Supergenius vs. The Trees (or who stands talking to a strange man with a saw in his hand?)
Each morning as I approach the gates of Hell, Inc. I have to do a drunken bob and weave up the sidewalk to avoid getting scratched by the delightful crabapple tree that line the walk….