when i woke up this morning i decided that instead of cleaning my apartment, i’d go buy some more junk to put into the already messy, cluttered hellhole i call home. so i called up…
Posts tagged Supergenius Battles
oh i want it with all of my little heart
first of all, i TOTALLY NEED THIS for my birthday which is in tweleve days! second of all, my sinuses are still in revolt and pissing me off. my totally rad boss told me to…
bridezilla vs. supergenius, a momentary truce
maria looked up at me, her eyes filled with terror. “uh, how tall are you?” she asked, her voice trembling a bit. “six-foot-five,” i said. “oh, well most dresses aren’t made for women over six-feet…
bridezilla vs. supergenius Round III
when we last left bridezilla and supergenius, they were dueling it out over the tacky invitations. well sunday, right before the oscars, the invitation issue reared it’s ugly head. “we picked out an invitation,” bridezilla…
bridezilla vs. supergenius Round II
when we last left, bridezilla and supergenius had just finished the battle heretofore known as The Ostentatious Display of Attendants. supergenius left stunned and defeated, but all was not lost because a mere two weeks…