maria looked up at me, her eyes filled with terror. “uh, how tall are you?” she asked, her voice trembling a bit. “six-foot-five,” i said. “oh, well most dresses aren’t made for women over six-feet…
Posts tagged Supergenius Battles
bridezilla vs. supergenius Round III
when we last left bridezilla and supergenius, they were dueling it out over the tacky invitations. well sunday, right before the oscars, the invitation issue reared it’s ugly head. “we picked out an invitation,” bridezilla…
bridezilla vs. supergenius Round II
when we last left, bridezilla and supergenius had just finished the battle heretofore known as The Ostentatious Display of Attendants. supergenius left stunned and defeated, but all was not lost because a mere two weeks…
the one where the supergenius thinks she’s going to meet her maker
tonight i got to play grumpy tech support person for sister #3. seems her computer was knocked up by some sort of something that caused it to produce copious amounts of annoying pop-up windows advertising…
supergenius vs. the aggresive ladybug
so i’m just sitting here, reading through old archives, because i find myself amusing and am under some bizarre misconception that i might be able to bore myself back to sleep and i keep getting…
supergenius vs. chicken little
someone somewhere is looking after me. either that or i have the power to manipulate inanimate objects and/or the postal system with sheer will. since i went home pukey this morning, i have to work…