All things considered, the amount of crap pulled from the depths of the shitty green chair wasn’t as embarrassing as it could have been. Sure, there were enough Pop Tart wrappers to fill a new…
Posts tagged Stuff in Supergenius HQ
Day 25 of 200: So Long Shitty Chair
The battery on Gladys, my laptop, is draining fast. My goal is to write 200 words of stuff before she dies so I can walk the dogs, and then go upstairs to read Ghosted by…
The Happy Mailbox
First, I would like to thank the designers at Algonquin Books for creating such a lovely cover for Jonathan Evison’s new novel, a cover that compliments my FORTIETH! Birthday bag so beautifully. These two beauties…
Beauty Crowds Me Until I Die
I bought the fucking bag, and if I were the type of person to rewrite my own bullshit history, I’d go delete those last two posts. I bought the fucking bag for two reasons. First,…
Not the person I thought I was
Since I have giant feet for a woman (but not, my vanity must proclaim, for my height. Really, dudes my height and shorter rock a size 14-16. I wear a positively dainty size 12 mens),…
The philatelist
When I was a kid I was something of a sticker collector. It was a required activity for all girls who attended University Avenue Elementary School in Blaine. I was a big fan of Lisa…