Since I have giant feet for a woman (but not, my vanity must proclaim, for my height. Really, dudes my height and shorter rock a size 14-16. I wear a positively dainty size 12 mens),…
Posts tagged Stuff in Supergenius HQ
The philatelist
When I was a kid I was something of a sticker collector. It was a required activity for all girls who attended University Avenue Elementary School in Blaine. I was a big fan of Lisa…
Arguments I have with myself as if I were my own nagging spouse
Why do you always leave the cupboard doors open? Are they too heavy for you to close? Too busy to take 0.3 seconds out of your life to just shut the damn door? The next…
things unearthed from the top of my desk, a partial list
1 tiny orange ninja and 1 green alien 1 pack of unopened Orbit gum (original flavor) 1 tupperware salt shaker (i still haven’t figured out who sent that to me) 3 empty cans of diet…
shift freedom
sexxy black, as i call her, was the belle of the post-holiday office ball. everyone who walked by had to touch her, to try her out. “the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog”…