Sometimes when you least expect it you take a whole week off from writing. I didn’t plan to take a whole week off, but I did it. I took a whole week off from most…
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The inappropriate relationship under my roof
Ever since Walter the dog left two weeks ago, Paco, my one remaining cat, has been needy as fuck. He’s always been a needy, demanding cat. In fact, he’s quite aggressive in his neediness. His…
Bitch and you will receive
I crawled into a hole with Haruki Murakami at about 3:30 this afternoon. I did not emerge until I had read 100 pages of Kafka on the Shore, napped a bit, and gave myself 2.5…
In danger of losing body parts
I’ve reached the point in my mini-Independence vacation where I have to start being productive or very important parts of my body will fall off, namely my brain and my clitoris. Both of which I…
A sign you’ve had too many gin & tonics
Friday night, Peabo hosted a small gathering of former-classmates (and their significant others). We were sitting around the table, finishing up our burgers and brats when the conversation turned to insomnia and pot smoking. One…
On literature-induced orgasms or, I think this bodes well for 2007
No evening of total indulgence and self-decadence would be complete without a healthy orgasm or two (or three). So, I’m upstairs doing my business, practicing my little heart out when I hear one of my…
Jodi and the unsatisfying orgasm
Last night I had a most unsatisfying orgasm, which was a first for me. Well not the first unsatisfying orgasm ever, but the first alone. I’m usually really quite good at getting me off. In…
Practicing a little self restraint
I spoil myself rotten. I am not very good with NO! Especially when it comes to catering to every single one of my whims, which is why I often spend Sundays in a reading, practicing,…
mr. rabbit mr. rabbit your ears are mighty long
i’m beginning to feel a little bit like a shut-in. sure, i did stop by work for a minute yesterday, but still . . . i’ve pretty much been in the house since Sunday. i’m…
an orgasm to the rescue
if my left eye does not shoot from my skull taking my glasses with it within the next 2 hours i will be surprised. i’ve got a viscious headache and i really want to start…