Ugh Darling Ones, Today my plan to escape the infinite sadness involved listening to all The Replacements’ records in chronological…
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It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: Back with a Vengeance Edition
Sometimes when you least expect it you take a whole week off from writing. I didn’t plan to take a…
The inappropriate relationship under my roof
Ever since Walter the dog left two weeks ago, Paco, my one remaining cat, has been needy as fuck. He’s…
Bitch and you will receive
I crawled into a hole with Haruki Murakami at about 3:30 this afternoon. I did not emerge until I had…
In danger of losing body parts
I’ve reached the point in my mini-Independence vacation where I have to start being productive or very important parts of…
A sign you’ve had too many gin & tonics
Friday night, Peabo hosted a small gathering of former-classmates (and their significant others). We were sitting around the table, finishing…
On literature-induced orgasms or, I think this bodes well for 2007
No evening of total indulgence and self-decadence would be complete without a healthy orgasm or two (or three). So, I’m…
Jodi and the unsatisfying orgasm
Last night I had a most unsatisfying orgasm, which was a first for me. Well not the first unsatisfying orgasm…
Practicing a little self restraint
I spoil myself rotten. I am not very good with NO! Especially when it comes to catering to every single…
mr. rabbit mr. rabbit your ears are mighty long
i’m beginning to feel a little bit like a shut-in. sure, i did stop by work for a minute yesterday,…