Dear Mike Doughty, I’m sorry. You probably noticed that the vibe was off at the Bryant Lake Bowl tonight. It’s because I was not there and you were missing my patented Make Sweet Sweet Love…
Posts tagged letters
Letter to an Internet
Dear Internet, What in the hell is my problem? I just got into an e-fight with someone I’ve never met over Apple computers. Now I’m so mad my heart is racing and I’m projectile crying…
Letter from an insomniac
Dear Jodi, It’s your fault, stupid. You were kind of cold and a little droopy-eyed and you wanted to be alert for tonight’s writing workshop. So what did you do? You ordered that cup of…
what are you listening to?
Dear World of Music Listeners, What new music are you listening to that gets your heart all racy and your ears excited? My ears are bored with everything I like. Thanks, The Mgmt.
passive-aggressive notes
Passive-aggressive notes (my favorite: that shit is disrespectful). [via]
The cease and desist order
Dear 6:30 a.m., It’s not you, it’s me. I’m sorry 6:30 a.m. I know I must have looked quite delectable this morning with the nice buttery sheet wrapped around me, all peaceful and sleeping. The…