Dear Morrissey, I have decided that I am making it my life’s mission to insure that you never, ever get what you want this time or anytime. This is a light that should have gone…
Posts tagged letters
An open letter to the citizens of the Internet, just say no to douche
Dear People of the Internet, Hi, how are you? Things are going pretty well here at Supergenius HQ. I spent a lot of time working on a writing project, it involved notecards and the sinking…
an open letter to my stomch
Dear Stomach, You are killing me. Seriously, knock it the fuck off. You’re a total buzzkill. Love, Jodi
7 Ages of Rock
Dear VH1 Classics, I would just like to thank you for airing all seven episodes of the 7 Ages of Rock today. This was easily the best thing that could have happened to me today….