Dear Thomptos, Hansons, Trunnells, Daleys, Deppes, and everyone else in the vicinity of 121st Ave. NE and Davenport in Blaine, Minnesota during the mid-80s, Please accept my dearest and most sincere apologies for being so…
Posts tagged letters
An open letter to the people who have forgotten what our country is all about
Dear American Whiners, Yes, what Rep. Joe Wilson of South Carolina did tonight during President Obama’s address to Congress was juvenile. Any adult shouting out the equivalent of liar, liar pants on fire is juvenile…
The disorder that dare not speak its name
Dear 6 a.m. I have written many letters to your slutty younger sister 6:30 a.m. about how much I detest her. I didn’t think it was possible, but I think I like you even less….
An open letter to 6:30 a.m.
Dear 6:30 a.m., If you don’t knock it off soon, I am going to have you arrested. I have kindly asked you to fuck off before, and you did not listen. You know, 6:30 a.m….
Dear Everybody
Dear Authors, Listen to me. If you were smart you would write interesting Largehearted Boy Book Notes essays about your book and include good music. I cannot count how many books I have read because…
Not so charming man
Dear Morrissey, I have decided that I am making it my life’s mission to insure that you never, ever get what you want this time or anytime. This is a light that should have gone…
An open letter to the citizens of the Internet, just say no to douche
Dear People of the Internet, Hi, how are you? Things are going pretty well here at Supergenius HQ. I spent a lot of time working on a writing project, it involved notecards and the sinking…
an open letter to my stomch
Dear Stomach, You are killing me. Seriously, knock it the fuck off. You’re a total buzzkill. Love, Jodi
7 Ages of Rock
Dear VH1 Classics, I would just like to thank you for airing all seven episodes of the 7 Ages of Rock today. This was easily the best thing that could have happened to me today….