Dear Thomptos, Hansons, Trunnells, Daleys, Deppes, and everyone else in the vicinity of 121st Ave. NE and Davenport in Blaine,…
Posts tagged letters
An open letter to the people who have forgotten what our country is all about
Dear American Whiners, Yes, what Rep. Joe Wilson of South Carolina did tonight during President Obama’s address to Congress was…
The disorder that dare not speak its name
Dear 6 a.m. I have written many letters to your slutty younger sister 6:30 a.m. about how much I detest…
An open letter to 6:30 a.m.
Dear 6:30 a.m., If you don’t knock it off soon, I am going to have you arrested. I have kindly…
Dear Everybody
Dear Authors, Listen to me. If you were smart you would write interesting Largehearted Boy Book Notes essays about your…
Not so charming man
Dear Morrissey, I have decided that I am making it my life’s mission to insure that you never, ever get…
An open letter to the citizens of the Internet, just say no to douche
Dear People of the Internet, Hi, how are you? Things are going pretty well here at Supergenius HQ. I spent…
an open letter to my stomch
Dear Stomach, You are killing me. Seriously, knock it the fuck off. You’re a total buzzkill. Love, Jodi
7 Ages of Rock
Dear VH1 Classics, I would just like to thank you for airing all seven episodes of the 7 Ages of…