Last night, I sat under a blanket watching the Golden Globes (ASIDE: It appears I cannot type blanket without typing blankey first, which is really weird because I never really utter the word blankey, not…
Posts tagged Crushes & Romantic Notions
Discerning the Line Between Flirting & Mansplaining When You’re a Single, Feminist Musicgeek
Last month after listening to a podcast where Lydia Loveless talked about her favorite album, The Replacements’ “Pleased to Meet Me,” I got a little huffy on the Twitters. I thought the podcast host was…
‘You Are Not a Keeper,’ He Said. Or, The Fault in Our Exclamation Points
Really, that’s what he said. Or rather he texted. I’m not sure how we got from planning to meet tomorrow for coffee to “You are not a keeper” in one conversation, but we did. Apparently…
Supergenius vs. The Aggressive Submissives
For as long as I have talked about my height on the Internet, I’ve attracted the attention of submissive men. There is something about a freakishly tall, large woman that make a lot of submissive…
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: Zero Tolerance for Cowardly Bullshit Edition
8 a.m. This would have been a nice and good hour to rise had I not been up until nearly 2 with some vague fuckery. I laid in bed and contemplated grocery shopping. There are…
Anti-Bummers: Because, Fuck, Man, the News is Just Full of Bummer
I get to see my niece Jaycie tomorrow because she’s coming back for prom. I could weep I’m so excited. Saturday I get to spend five hours in a minivan with Wolfdogg, Heather, and Vodo…