Hi Darling Ones, I’m not going to apologize for the lack of updates because I am not sorry. Instead, I’m…
Posts tagged cranky
A Cloud of Rusty Thumbtacks & Thistles
Dear Darling Ones, I’m not doing very well. I’ve fallen into a swamp of seasonal/situational depression and I haven’t found…
In Which I Confess to ‘Nacking Cheese’
Dear Darling Ones, There have been unceasing levels of crankiness in the air around me for like a week now….
Nearly Crushed Under the Weight of My Own Hypocrisy
Hi Darling Ones, Even though I present myself here as a flawless Spinster Goddess comprised of warm soup, soft breasts,…
The COVID Diaries: Vaguely Annoyed, a List
Dear Darling Ones, I am cranky and finding everything vaguely annoying. When I get overwhelmed about all the things I…
A Case of the Februaries
Last night I was gonna write about a song of the week, something I would have picked randomly because my…
Except for Kurt Cobain Who Sprung Fully-Formed from the Space Needle
We were at Grumpy’s, because of course we were. All my stories that don’t start with “I woke up from…
Full of bitch: Not for the faint of heart or thin of skin
I slept fitfully last night. My slumber plagued with bizarre semi-nightmares the kind that don’t wake you up in sheer…
Stupid pranks I would play if I were the kind of jackass who liked April Fools’ Day
Fake pregnancy announcement Fake marriage announcement Fake a stomach cramp and when I was bent over, moaning and wailing, lick…
The equinox is bringing me down
The change of seasons is fucking with me. I love fall and usually spend much time rejoicing in the cooler…