Hi Darling Ones, A lot of my friends laugh when I tell them the exact last time I got shit-faced drunk. It was the night in August 2008 when Barack Obama accepted the democratic party’s…
Posts tagged Beverages
Thank Goodness for St. Joseph
Even though I have not forgiven Coca-Cola or myself (because I only drink maybe two cans of soda a month) for the discontinuation of my beloved Diet Coke with Lime, I have recently dipped my…
Day 75 of 200: The Goldilocks of Coffee Makers
When times are trash and I’m full of despair I like to buy things to shove into the hole in my soul. Usually, I’m much too broke to do this. However, since I spent the…
Better Stop & Look Around
The sun is mostly set, though it’s not wholly dark out. It’s 64 degrees out and the breeze coming through the open window a few feet away is cool, but I have socks on so…
Balogna, i don’t even think that’s how Oscar Meyer spells it
I ate a piece of bologna while standing in front of my refirgerator with my pants unzipped. I only stock balogana because my nephew Liam, who is 3, loves it. I ate it because I…