It’s 10:56 on a Sunday night, soon I will go to bed. This is remarkable because I haven’t gone to bed at 10:56 on a Sunday night in probably 20 years. I’m going to bed…
Posts tagged Beverages
Typing at a coffee shop
I’m sitting in the Dunn Bros in EP at a table for five, alone. The place is pretty busy and each new coffee drinker who spies me sitting at the table shoots me a dirty…
Another for the it sounded like a good idea at the time file
I had a lot of these last night. Plus some Captain and Diet Cokes. Plus there were some shots of Patron with the Groomsmen I had never met before last night. Ouch.
Holy hangover
When I was much younger than I am now, I could drink and drink and then drink a little bit more and never be hungover. I don’t think I experienced my first hangover until I…
Fuck you clown
Darling Ones, I am typing with one eye closed. The FFJ who wants another F added to make her Fucking Fabulous Friend Jodie took me out for my birthday. It was, seriously, the aweseomest awesome…
cherry is not lime
i was so distracted by the ice-covered roads, my traveling anxiety, my lateness, and my general crappy mood that when i was at the gas station today i grabbed the wrong diet coke. if i…