Since the 200 Project is going swimmingly, I’m starting a new project to keep the momentum going through 2019. This new project is Song of the Week and will feature whatever song I can’t seem…
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Day 159 of 200: I Made This (Holiday Edition)
First of all, you should know that a rabid squirrel died in my chest over night and I am doing my best to cough that sucker out. I should have realized I was getting sick…
Day 156 of 200: Recovering
I have not spoken a single word since 2:30 yesterday. I said goodbye to my Aunt Anna as I was getting into Ruby after Boxing Day Lunch. Aside: Anna said I inspired her to quit…
Day 147 of 200: Don’t Say It. Don’t Say It. Don’t Say It.
Today I went out amongst the human population. As discussed before, after ten years of working from home I’m basically feral. Even when I dealt with people on a daily basis outside my home I…
Day 144 of 200: I Forgot
I woke up at 3:30 this morning from a dream about my 80-year-old aunt Eileen coming to tattoo club (not a real thing) to show off her new tattoo, which was a lower-back tattoo of…
Day 142 of 200: Taking a Break
Last night I had one of those dreams that seemed to last forever, but consisted of only one scene. That scene was a random copy editor dude arguing with me about how I use too…
Day 141 of 200: All the Things Making Me Anxious
I’m making a list and not even going to check it once, because these things are going round and round in my head. My house being a cardboard shanty-town because my mom buys a ridiculous…
Day 140 of 200: Welcome to Holy Shit Week
It has been a damn day, Darling Ones. It started being annoying at 8:20 this morning and it did not stop, it has not stopped, and it probably will not stop until I pass out…
Day 133 of 200: Why am I Like This?
My plan was to write a cute post about the mugs I make every year for Rock & Roll Bookclub’s Dirty Santa party. Then I was gonna talk about how I spend a lot of…
Day 124 of 200: The Scheduler
Because I come from a certain brand of Midwestern passive-aggression I have a lot of invite anxiety. More so on the sending invites end rather than the getting invited end. As a kid I remember…