Dear Darling Ones, Today I called my BFK on the phone at 9:01 in the a.m. “Hey,” she answered tentatively. “I NEED HELP!” I shouted. “Ok. What’s going on?” “My smoke alarm is chirping every…
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Daily Truffle Fuckery & Other Important Updates
Hello Darling Ones, Every year for Christmas I buy a boatload of Lindt Lindor Truffles. This year I think I got like 200 truffles for $25, because I’m both fancy and cheap. They’re pretty much…
Supplying the Zing
Hi Darling Ones, I wouldn’t necessarily say I had a plant-buying problem in the deepest, darkest depths of the pre-vaccine COVID era. However, it was a weird obsession verging on problematic. Sometimes I look back…
Financial Decisions
Hi Darling Ones, Yesterday I was a twenty-two-year-old dum dum in Eau Claire with hot plans to use her financial aid money to get a tattoo at that place on Water Street and then celebrating…
Catastrophe Averted
Well, Well, Well, Darling Ones, Look whose back from her anxiety vacation. It’s me! I spent the three days alternately sleeping or plunging into an ever more catastrophic anxiety spiral that was so annoying even…