What is up, Darling Ones? I’ve been really quite busy in the most mundane way. All the checks my mouth wrote back in May have come for my ass. And on top of that, my…
Browsing Category Supergenius HQ
My Homicidal Hands
Hi Darling Ones, Does anyone remember the Great Fungus Gnat Infestation of 2012? That’s when those little bastards killed my herb garden and also my desire to have an herb garden. There was also a…
How a Resurrection Really Feels
Hi Darling Ones, Why is it that our grandest triumphs and greatest tragedies seem to go hand in hand? Do we need one to properly appreciate the other? Is this how we gain perspective? Should…
Daily Truffle Fuckery & Other Important Updates
Hello Darling Ones, Every year for Christmas I buy a boatload of Lindt Lindor Truffles. This year I think I got like 200 truffles for $25, because I’m both fancy and cheap. They’re pretty much…
Supplying the Zing
Hi Darling Ones, I wouldn’t necessarily say I had a plant-buying problem in the deepest, darkest depths of the pre-vaccine COVID era. However, it was a weird obsession verging on problematic. Sometimes I look back…