“when you get up and the sun is shining and you feel warm, that is a good day.” “my dad adopted me and when i was born my name was j.d. he changed it to…
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while i’m still cute
lunchtime conversation: her: “yeah, my passport expired awhile ago.” me: “i am so lame, i don’t even have a passport.” her: “when you are younger they expire like in a couple of years, but when…
i am restless today. have
i am restless today. have been all day. can’t concentrate on anything. i cleaned my apartment, but i am too lazy to take out the garbage. i’ve watched a bit of the olympics and think…
i am a big fat liar
i am a big fat liar. yes, tonight i lied because it was so much easier than telling the truth. well, not easier but less humiliating. whilst scanning my groceries, the cublady said, “you must…
sometimes i really wish the
sometimes i really wish the company store would stop sending me catalogs. i am paging through the catalog trying to justify to myself spending $800 on a king-size down comforter and a flannel snowman comforter…
american psycho
if anyone is wondering, the movie American Psycho is as stinky as the novel. every time christian bale speaks he sounds like a gameshow host. i don’t think bateman would have sounded like a game…