grrrrr. . . bush wins. that’s stinky. i’m going to bed.
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so, i’m having company over
so, i’m having company over this weekend. my place is still a sty. i hate cleaning with a passion. you will all have to keep your fingers crossed for me, because i might get smooched….
i just spent over $160
i just spent over $160 on soft, shiny and good-smelling girlie stuff. i have no buyer’s remorse. but that might change next week when all i get to eat are ramen noodles and peanut butter….
hi, i am cute tonight.
hi, i am cute tonight. really, i am cute. i got my eyebrows done. this involved lying on a table while a cute girl rubbed good smelling stuff into my bert-like eyebrows. the she spread…
this just in from the
this just in from the rather cranky celebrity judge in st.louis: here is my ruling. all decisions are final. void where prohibited by states really just too close to canada. contest entry : not stellar,…
psychic
i have seen the future and it involves naps.