lunchtime conversation:
her: “yeah, my passport expired awhile ago.”
me: “i am so lame, i don’t even have a passport.”
her: “when you are younger they expire like in a couple of years, but when you are older they last for like 15 years or something.”
me: “really? i better go get one while i am still cute.”

then i busted out in hyena-like laughter because i crack my sillyass right up.