my stomach will not go gently into that dark night. it’s raging and burning and generally feels like it’s jumping about in my toros trying to break loose. i’m blaming the chili. see, i was…
Browsing Category Misc.
like some wild last frontier
once you fall off the wagon, it’s hard to get back on. i spent so much time last week wrapped up in my own head that it’s hard to come back out. i was using…
this just in
remember way back a few months ago when i was all in a flutter because they were gonna hire someone to be the boss of me? yeah, well they’re not. bad news, i’m not getting…
rufus, ryan, and robert
we were all flying somewhere, i’m not sure where. i was like the cruise director of the flight. most of my family was there, sister #2, cade, sister #3. . . the inside of the…
the offshoot dickweeds
after making john the wondergeek take The Nerd Test, i had to go dig out my all time favorite Onion story, Gaywads, Dorkwads Sign Historic Wad Accord. It’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll pee…
treat table conversations
“did you try the green ones yet,” i asked pat as he dug in the laffy taffy basket. “yeah, i didn’t like the spoojy powder stuff,” he said. “what are you a wuss?” “no.” “you’re…