whenever i hear weezer’s “good life” i think of working at the gas station. one of my job’s at the gas station was to stock the cooler. there’s a magic land behind the shelves and…
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green + red helps chase away the mean reds
i decided the best thing to do to get my mind off the mean reds was to do some christmas cards. as you know i have a christmas card buying problem. you’ll be happy to…
fetishes revealed
“i remember this one time i was at o’gara’s. i was all dressed up for something and this guy came up and asked me for my autograph. he thought i was skippy handelman from Family…
only on friday is there a five, i guess
the friday five 1. List five things you’d like to accomplish by the end of the year. write one more new short story, rewrite anita’s story, rework faith’s story, read ulysses, and smooch a cute…
attack of the momsters
i’ve been thinking a lot about reproduction lately. today, wondergeekjohn was standing outside by cube yelling “pay attention to me, pay attention to me” while doing some sort of weird pirouette. “you know,” i said….
always be prepared
i have made the strategic decision to carry my car keys in my pocket while i’m here at work, so i can make a quick getaway.