my stomach will not go gently into that dark night. it’s raging and burning and generally feels like it’s jumping about in my toros trying to break loose. i’m blaming the chili. see, i was sick sunday night and i had chili for dinner. last night not sick, didn’t have chili. tonight sick, guess what? the chili is poisoned, clearly.

desipte the jumpy, ragey stomach, i cannot sleep. this, however, is not the fault of the chili, but rather the nap. i let the loneliness get to me, weigh me down so much that i couldn’t even move my arms. so what did i do? i do what i always do when the loneliness is more than i can bear. i took off my pants and crawled into bed. there i arranged the pillows in such a manner and tucked the blanket around me so that i could squeeze my eyes shut and pretend that there was someone who wanted to put their arms around me and let me lay against them while they kissed the top of my head. after all this i promptly fell asleep and dreamt of tutorials written in an art deco style and the artguy.

so now i have the ragey, jumpy stomach and the nap-induced insomnia, and that bring you up to date on the jodiverse.