the offshoot dickweeds

after making john the wondergeek take The Nerd Test, i had to go dig out my all time favorite Onion story, Gaywads, Dorkwads Sign Historic Wad Accord. It’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll pee your pants.

(Visited 33 times, 1 visits today)

8 Comments

  1. Dana 13.Nov.03 at 11:11 am

    The esoteric knowledge of the writers at The Onion staggers me. But to think that Neil Gaiman fans would go attack Dr. Who fans is going a little too far.

    We’d clearly sic the Anime weirdos on them and not stoop to muddying our own fragile goth mitts.

    Reply
  2. Thomas 13.Nov.03 at 1:37 pm

    First, it’s MANGA not Anime (Confusing Anime with Manga would be like comparing Legends of the Dark Knight to Superfriends. Manga is a beautiful ART rooted in ancient Japanese etchings and mythology. The subtle concept of the anti-hero is lost on you because you can’t grasp how beautiful it truly is to see a man’s tortured soul finally accept his feelings for a violent and well armed cat-girl in a sailor’s uniform. You need your McFarlanes and your Frank Millers to make flash superheros who are so morally polarized that kitchen magnets probably stick to them (snort-chuckle.) So next time watch who you’re calling “hentai”. (That’s “wierdo” for you uneducated, BASIC Dungeons and Dragons playing, comic book types!)

    (NOTE: Read this comment out loud in the most nasaly, whining voice you can muster for the maximum effect. Thank you.)

    Reply
  3. Dana 13.Nov.03 at 2:15 pm

    At first I was aghast…

    You know I’ve actually HAD people try to delineate the subtelty between Manga an Anime to me with a straight face.

    That was funny.

    Since I’m having a geek fit though, Miller generally sucks and don’t even get me started on McFarlane.

    Reply
  4. mmj 13.Nov.03 at 2:40 pm

    Miller sucks?!?! Nope. Didn’t hear it. Couldn’t be possible. If Alan Moore is comic’s Poe, the Miller is it’s Ellroy. Dark Knight Returns (warning… full-on geek overload) is like Shakespeare. Hamlet or MacBeth-style Shakespeare. And while his Daredevil days look tame now, they were stunning at the time.

    McFarlane is a putz… but a talented one.

    Reply
  5. Thomas 13.Nov.03 at 3:09 pm

    Oh dear Lord, what have I unleashed THIS time…

    Reply
  6. Dana 13.Nov.03 at 4:31 pm

    Sorry. I won’t read Alan Moore either. Any adult who puts on robes and publicly proclaims himself a Magi doesn’t get to sell me funny books. “Watchmen” isn’t all that great as I see it. I know the details are really deep but the story is really dull.

    “Dark Knight” is astounding. “300” is really good. Can’t think of anything else since Daredevil I’d give a second glance to.

    Is this a wholly inappropriate place to say these things?

    Reply
  7. Thomas 14.Nov.03 at 6:41 am

    In public, as an adult; Yes, it is.

    However, if you’re Gen-Slack, it’s perfectly acceptable. I hope you’re not offended, though, if I don’t sit next to you at the reunion…

    (grin)

    Reply
  8. Tim 15.Nov.03 at 11:08 pm

    I did not pee my pants…didn’t even laugh that hard.

    I was more amused with the dorkwads arguing in this site’s comments section…

    Reply

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.