believe it or not, i’m not talking about masturbation. no instead i’m talking about my absolute brand-new favorite thing to do (and i say this like i do it all the time but i don’t…
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an evening of decadence in which i can’t seem to stop crying
since i had the big creative breakthrough this afternoon, i decide to cater to my every whim tonight. so far that has included a divine dinner featuring veggie burgers, baked potatoes, and asparagus, washed down…
the disturbing penis in my bed
so i’m sitting here breaking the cardinal rule of jodi (no computers in bed) and paco’s here with me. he was rubbing himself against me, like he always does, because he’s he neediest cat in…
KAPOW! attack of the super bitch
i just went from zero to superbitchy in like 45 seconds. i’m not kidding. it was probably the weirdest thing i’ve ever felt in my own psyche. i was just sitting here minding my own…
everything looks perfect from far away
so i had a weekend, though it doesn’t feel like it. i’ve discovered that the one thing i simply cannot do anymore is stay up until 4 a.m. i guess i’m just one of those…
the nutter butter mystery solved!
ok, the random nutter butter text messager has been unconvered. it was wendy!. and now i’m really pissed that she didn’t buy me any damn nutter butters.