i was on my way to the Super T to get some vittles for me and the cats, when i decided to gas up Ruby before the big trip to Blaine’s Blazin’ Fourth tomorrow. i…
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max and the fabulous production
“i could make a movie,” max said, holding sister #4’s camera. “i don’t think that takes videos,” i said. “but your’s does,” he said. “yes.” “it will be great it will have bats, and laughing…
this is how people nearly die in senseless car accidents
driving home from work, i was so engrossed in a particularly vivid sex fantasy that i totally missed my turn and ended up in a heretofore unknown part of bloomington. and the only thing that…
and nobody laughed but me, until i cried
“are you guys wearing the same shoes?” i asked seamus and kappa. “no,” seamus said. “i’m wearing the bonnie approved sandals. she was morally opposed to mantoes in the office.” “i think she was just…
and then i beat him about the head and neck with a big, heavy stapler
“look, your nose is red from laughing so hard,” kappa said. “it is not,” i said. “it’s red with the effort it takes to produce a vesuvian-like zit that is causing even more pain than…
tales of a 27th grade nothing
do you remember that scene in Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing where Peter Hatcher is talking about how much he loves fruity fruit punch and how if you split open his veins you’d probably…