To Whom it May Concern: It has recently come to our attention we are in need of a refresher on the procedures & policies that govern this organization. We would like to direct you to…
Browsing Category Hermit Truths
When Left to My Own Devices
Hey Darling Ones, Since I didn’t have any pressing deadlines or meetings today I spent most of my time being idle and bored. I was the kind of bored that refused amusement for more than…
If Jackson Browne Mated with a Mean Turtle
Hi Darling Ones, I was going to title this post “If Jackson Browne Mated with a Mean Turtle: The Last in a Series.” However, by the time I was done typing the word ‘turtle’ I…
And the Sky is a Hazy Shade of Trying to Kill Us
So, Darling Ones, It’s clear to me now that many mistakes were made. The mistakes began on Sunday when I decided to throw open the windows despite dire warnings about air quality. It didn’t look…
Masterpiece
Dear Darling Ones, When we were kids our next door neighbors, The Deppes, loaned us a board game called Masterpiece. This is notable because we were not the kinds of kids you would loan things…
She Can’t See Without Her Glasses
Greetings & Salutations Darling Ones, Today as I was languidly popping another cherry into my mouth I casually thought, When I look back on July 2021 I’m gonna remember eating cherries almost every day.* Even…