Dear Darling Ones, While I do have lucky, pretty eyes, they are not very good at seeing. I got my first pair of glasses* when I was in 8th grade. It only took a year…
Browsing Category Hermit Truths
Nearly Crushed Under the Weight of My Own Hypocrisy
Hi Darling Ones, Even though I present myself here as a flawless Spinster Goddess comprised of warm soup, soft breasts, and sparkles, I do have. few flaws. Amongst them is procrastination and impatience. Oh, and…
Welcome to the Jungle, It Gets Worse Here Every Day
Oh Darling Ones, My heart is shaky with rage. I am incandescent with fury. Bill Cosby raped, assaulted, or molested sixty women and has walked free on a technicality. I don’t know what angers me…
If a Cabbage Patch Kid Mated with a Mean Turtle
Dear Darling Ones, For the first half of my career I worked on and off with a woman named Linda who used to ask her clients & contractors “What keeps you up at night?” She…
One Foot in the Door, the Other One in the Grave
Friends, Romans, Darling Ones, lend me your ears, It is 6:01 p.m. on Monday the 28th of June as I type this. I’ve already eaten dinner. To be perfectly honest, I ate dinner four Hi-Chews,…
Just Add Cowboy
So, Darling Ones, Do you remember back in January when I became a Tree Influencer? Me neither. January was eighty-six years ago and my memory isn’t as a sharp as it used to be. This…