Hi Darling Ones, Wendell decided at 9:36 this morning that sleeping time was over. You can see I captured the moment for posterity. At first I was affronted by his rudeness and demands for affection….
Browsing Category Hermit Truths
Something Wild & Unruly
Ok, Darling Ones, before we get into this latest bit of nonsense I need to remind you of two things. My inner-monologue is a vast, unending musical where songs can become sentient beings and people…
When the Spinster Comes Tumbling Down
Hi Darling Ones, Even though I haven’t even started reading the John Cougar Mellencamp biography my brain is chock full of JCM song title puns. I will not apologize for this. If you don’t like…
Shock Me, Shock Me, Shock Me with that Deviant Behavior
Hold on to your butts, Darling Ones, I have just learned there is a biography of John Cougar Mellencamp coming out next. NEXT WEEK! Are you so excited your heart is kind of pounding? I…
My Ice Robot Heart Has Shit for Brains
Dear Darling Ones, Whenever I’m gonna write about being tall I love to pull out my elementary school class pictures from the 70s & 80s. They wonderfully illustrate how I’ve been an odd, physical other…
Recovering, Real Talk, and a Thin Vein of Nihilism
Hi Darling Ones, Whenever I take a little break from blogging it’s hard to get back on the horse. It doesn’t help that the thin vein of nihilism that runs through my soul is growing…