the 378th Sloppy Joe Bowling Tournament (SJBT) began this morning. the tournament got its name because the bowlers seem to be insane sloppy joe freaks. i can’t quite understand why, because it’s ground beef and…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
a deluxe matchbox in the sky
so the apartment, cute but roughly the size of ruby’s truck bed. there would be no way i could fit my fabulous blue couch, the sexxy red chair + five overflowing bookcases in that place,…
a deluxe apartment in the sky
guess who has an appointment to look at a new apartment tomorrow? i am so excited i could pee pants. it’s on the 3rd floor, has a washer and dryer in the apartment AND it’s…
who the hell invented the Forward button anyway?
dear very smart beautiful cousin whom i love, i think you might want to check your calendar. despite what the lovely foward that you so lovingly forwarded to me states, i’m pretty sure that today…
my left brain knows that our love is fleeting
you know what the English language really needs? it needs a word for the situation where you’re just sitting working or driving in your car or just generally doing something that doesn’t involve trying to…
in which i use the words love and motherfucker about 16 times in two paragraphs
OH MY GOD. just when i didn’t think i could love The Current anymore than i already do, they go and make my love grow. i did not think my heart was capable of holding…