you know what the English language really needs? it needs a word for the situation where you’re just sitting working or driving in your car or just generally doing something that doesn’t involve trying to remember what you were dreaming about when like a bolt of lightning from nowhere a scene from the dream you had the night before flashes into your mind and you suddenly remember the entire dream.
you come up with that word and i’ll give you a present.
in the meantime, no matter how often i blink my eyes or shake my head, i can’t get the image of me floating in a giant white bathtub with my knees pulled up to my chest and cupping my breasts, while Opie from bowling along with a bunch of other men stand around the tub (one of them with a video camera) and ask me questions.
“i can’t get the image of me floating in a giant white bathtub with my knees pulled up to my chest and cupping my breasts,”
Well, thank you very much, now I can’t get it out of my head, either. AND I LIKE IT.
you can probably get some help for that UH.
And I thought my dream of Marion Cunningham (happy days mom) having sex with John Bon Jovi was odd.
You know, there are plenty of decaf brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
love,
JJ
my image of Mrs. C has been forever altered having just watched her as the bitchy, bitchy grandma on that 70s show.
also, decaf is pointless. it’s not like this shit tastes good.
Rememiphany?
Dreamflash? Dreambolt?
Dreamatage?
Yes, I’m still alive. And obviously you are two.
Someone I live with is pregnant again. Guess who?
i might like. . . can i get a pronunciation guide or phonetic spelling?
NBFB can i be the official aunt bad lady? and of course she’s pregnant, because EVERYONE i know is pregnant and clearly i am the only woman on the face of the earth who isn’t currently reproducing.
Having something remind you of a dream’s entire dream’s contents = Somnocognitive association.
Having a single dream fragment unlock the entire dream’s contents = Mono somnocognitive association.
Being in a car and having a single dream fragment unlock the entire dream’s contents = Auto monosomnocognitive association.
Being in a car, not trying to remember what a dream was about but having a single dream fragment unlock the entire dream’s contents = Non-causal automonosomnocognative association.
What do I win?
you get to think of me, naked in a bathtub free of charge.
Um… Does that mean I have to pay you for all those other naked moments you had in my mind?
yes, and according to the finance department here at Supergenius, Inc. you owe us roughly, $89,987.48. you can call customer service to set up a payment plan.
whambasto! long a long o in the basto section