if i were not listening to matthew sweet’s “someone to pull the trigger” right now or going out to lunch with some of my favorite girl friends in a few hours or going to have…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
superman’s junk
yesterday after wading through the 92,982 puppy and kitty calendars, i settled on a nice, tasteful DC Comics calendar featuring Wonder Woman, Batman, the guy i call Electric Man, Superman, etc. well, upon closer inspection,…
the phantom push up
you often hear about people who have lost a limb having phantom pains in whatever has been amputated. i’m having a little bit of that today myself. well, except for the loss of limbs. i…
the itchy nipples of fire should have been clue enough
ever since i moved in september my monthly clock has been all fucked up. and though i didn’t really miss the PMS, i kinda hated the random let’s get our period at the most inconvienent…
hey ladies, hey ladies do you wanna drive, ok this has nothing to do with mercedes
i went to the local barnes and noble because i had to buy a calendar. see the super awesome 2005 calendar featuring pictures of the twin cities had, clearly, run out. it was driving me…
holy shit, i’m back at work already
apparently since a majority of us were out on vacation for the last 12 days, we have to try and get 12 days worth of work done before lunch. blech. in other news having happy…