i cannot remember the last time i’ve been so sick. i think somehow i managed to contract (does one contract such a thing?) food poisoning. oh my god. this is by far one of the…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
shredding a face melter
i was at a party over the weekend where my friend monkey taught me a new phrase ‘shredding a face melter.’ he was using it in reference to the faces that heavy-metal guitarist guys usually…
some more things i have learned about the neighbor on the right, or every girl’s crazy about a sharp-dressed man
when we last left off with the neighbor on the right, i had just discovered that he is really quite cute today i discovered: • he has that flippy, floppy heart-stoppingly adorable boy hair that…
sure it’s a little bit of the pot calling the kettleism but those titles are getting a little bit on the long side of too damn long, don’t you think?
dear Sufjan, first of all, update the damn web site. you don’t even have Illinois represented there. what the hell? i nearly broke up with Chicago myself. so i totally understand a little Illinois apathy….
a new year, a new crush list
• the tropical citrus green tea we have here at work • Aveeno Intense Relief Hand Cream • greggers my cannuckian partner from work • love love love by the mountain goats • maxwell pufnstuf’s…
06.01.06 only five more months until 06.06.06
since i keep forgetting to tell some people, i have totally called dibs on 06. it’s my year and if you even think about stealing it from me, i will cut you. ok? see, my…