because i’m always the type of person to jump right on a writing assignment and would never dream of putting it off until the last moment. i’ve been sitting here for most of the night…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
an orgasm to the rescue
if my left eye does not shoot from my skull taking my glasses with it within the next 2 hours i will be surprised. i’ve got a viscious headache and i really want to start…
on missing the state of the union and other things
i missed the W’s state of the union speech last night. i was much too busy at the OG with wendy driving the waiter insane, being carded for a glass of wine, and listening to…
baa baaa
the villiage voice’s pazz and jop critic’s poll is out. and it seems that i have 19 of the top 100 albums. i am a pathetic sheep following the herd.
doesn’t he realize love monkey is on?
Dear George W. Bush, the honorable members of Congress, and the executives at NBC, CBS, and ABC, how dare you! sister #4 is hopping mad. mad, i tell you. she’s been bitching for the past…
the teacher’s pets
so kelly and i just got an e-mail from the vodo (aka sweet rob) asking us to bring in stories for the first night of class on thursday. i am, of course, beaming. i think…