because i’m always the type of person to jump right on a writing assignment and would never dream of putting it off until the last moment. i’ve been sitting here for most of the night trying to decide what story to bring with me to class tomorrow.
after much debate and even more research to determine if the vodo had ever read “The Toilet Duck Incident,” i decided to bring back the story of margo the 29-year-old virgin. and now it has just been brought to my attention (by my friend wolfdoggy dogg) that there are not one, but TWO characters in the story with named derrived from robert. ok, there’s a bob and a robert.
how much shit do you think sweet rob and the gang will give me for that?
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OH! I’ll start! I’ll start!!
Just kidding. Maybe a well timed question in class “So, how did you come up with the names for these characters?” *blink blink*
Can’t wait for tonight!!!!!
and if you ask that? if you do, i will say “oh my friend,” and then i will look right at you, “has the hots for this sweet rob guy.”
And I (blushing furiously) will say to recover,
“Oh, your ‘FRIEND’. Right.”
But okay, I’ll keep my comments to myself. But if one of their names is on the first page and you have to say it out loud, I’ll have to snicker behind my hands.
the i will stand up so quickly, i’ll tip over my chair, point at you and shout “IT’s YOU, IT’s YOU!” and then run out of the room crying.
i am sure the vodo will love it.
what do you call two gay Bobs?
Oral Roberts.
sorry.